These 15 chemistry jokes and puns are really cheesy and may only have the power to make a chemist laugh, but don't worry: we've included an explanation below each joke so at least you'll understand their cheesiness. Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. Explanation: This is a play on the phrase "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution.
In honor of our most elemental (heh heh) science, how about some chemistry jokes? The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died. Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. They are frequently used and studied in organic chemistry.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light." Explanation: OK, this is more of a physics joke. Not only is it literally traveling light (the illuminating kind), it's also traveling light (as in not heavy). It's pronounced like "al kine." So, alkynes of trouble sounds like all kinds of trouble. Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Explanation: "0K" here actually stands for zero Kelvin. Explanation: Atoms are the smallest pieces of matter, they make up all of the elements and molecules and proteins and everything else on Earth.
They argue that the short dating span bypasses serious discussion on many relationship issues prior to moving in (such as sexual compatibility or future expectations) and this can manifest itself in various problems later on.But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? Explanation: The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial. Explanation: An alkyne is a common type of carbon compound with one carbon-to-carbon triple bond. A: Na Explanation: The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. the joke suggests that lesbians move in together after only a short period of time.It is also possibly derived from Canadian lesbian advocate Krista Lush, who once noted of her relationships "one kiss, and they move in".